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May you live all the
days of your life.
Jonathan Swift

May your troubles be
as few and as far apart
as my Grandmothers teeth.
Old Irish Toast

Here’s to you, here’s to me.
The best of friends we’ll always be.
But if we ever disagree,
Forget you, friend.
Here’s to me.
Anonymous

Good day good health,
good cheers, good night!
Health to my body,
wealth to my purse,
Heaven give thee
many, many, merry days.
Shakespeare

Here's looking at you.
Humphrey Bogart in the
film Casablanca

It is best to rise from
life as from the
banquet-- neither
thirsty nor drunken.
Aristotle

May the roof above you
never fall in,
And those gathered
beneath it never fall out.
Irish Wedding Toast

May the roof over your
heads be as well
thatched
As those inside
are well matched.
Irish Wedding Toast

May you live to be
100 years, with one
extra year to repent.
Irish Birthday Toast

May you die in bed at
95, shot by a jealous
spouse.
Irish Birthday Toast

Here's to a temperance
supper,
With water in glasses tall,
And coffee and tea to end
with--
And me not there at all!
Irish Drinking Toast

Here's to women's kisses,
and to whiskey, amber clear;
Not as sweet as a woman's kiss,
but a darn sight more sincere!
Irish Drinking Toast

May you be in heaven
a full half hour
before the devil knows
you’re dead.
Old Irish toast

May you have the
hindsight to know where
you've been,
The foresight to know
where you are going,
And the insight to know
when you have gone too far.
Anonymous

May the saddest day of
your future be no worse
than the happiest day of
your past.
Anonymous

Work is the curse of the
drinking class.
Oscar Wilde

When I have one martini, I
feel bigger, wiser, taller.
When I have the second, I
feel superlative. When I
have more, there's no
holding me.
William Faulkner

One martini is alright,
two is too many,
three is not enough.
James Thurber

Drink to me.
Pablo Picasso's
last words

Everybody should
believe in something
-- I believe I'll have
another drink.
Unknown

The three-martini lunch is
the epitome of American
efficiency. Where else can
you get an earful, a bellyful,
and a snootful at the same
time?
Gerald R. Ford

The whole world is
about three drinks
behind.
Humphrey Bogart

Candy is dandy,
but liquor is quicker.
Ogden Nash

A woman drove me
to drink and I didn't
even have the
decency to thank her.
W. C. Fields

The telephone is a
good way to talk to
people without having
to offer them a drink.
Fran Lebowitz

Oh to be 70 again!
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Jr., at age 85.

What is but Age?
Something to count?
Some people fight it as if
climbing the mount.
I choose to live with dignity and
grace
And offer a drink to all in this place!
Unknown

All rise and raise a
glass,
To the land we love
and the love we land!
Unknown

I drink to the health of
another,
And the other I drink to is he
In the hope that he drinks
to another,
And the other he drinks to is
me.
Unknown

Some take their gold
In minted mold,
And some in harps hereafter,
But give me mine
In bubbles fine
And keep the change in
laughter.
Oliver Herford

To your birthday, glass
held high,
Glad it's you that's older-
not I.
Unknown

There are good ships,
and there are wood ships,
The ships that sail the sea.
But the best ships, are
friendships,
And may they always be.
Unknown

I once introduced a
friend of mine as
Martini. Her name was
actually Olive.
Tallulah Bankhead

Schweppes reminds you to mix, serve, and drink responsibly.

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